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• Open Container

  buy the most expensive bottle of hard liquor or beer you can afford then find a someone else who has also been drinking copious amounts of alcohol and smash the bottle either on them or on their property while they are present. all the while yelling: “open container b-tch.” brandon: “why did you hit me […]

• Pookiestick

  any p-n-s-shaped object used by any given female to m-st-rb-t- “hey man, what’s on this back scratcher?” “don’t touch that. it’s my sister’s pookiestick!” any object with which a female m-st-rb-t-s i had a back scratcher, but my sister took it and made it into a pookiestick

• Porch philosophy

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• Pulling a Cristina

  the inevitable and recurring pattern of a female guest falling into a deep, sleep induced coma on the couch of her male host. much to the males frustration and chagrin, this can occur unexpectedly in a number of situations. the guest could for instance choose to pull a cristina in the middle of a kiss […]

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