Pookiestick
any p-n-s-shaped object used by any given female to m-st-rb-t-
“hey man, what’s on this back scratcher?”
“don’t touch that. it’s my sister’s pookiestick!”
any object with which a female m-st-rb-t-s
i had a back scratcher, but my sister took it and made it into a pookiestick
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