oddly enough butterfly
when a strange situation arises and someone talking to you wonders if it’s for real, cross your thumbs and make a b-tterfly-like movement in the air while making a very wise face. very chic, very que sera sera….
related to moose of shame and awkward turtle.
paris hilton: omg, nicole can spell orange?
you: -oddly enough b-tterfly- for shizz.
paris: whoa, you’re pretty flyy.
(not that you want ph to think you’re asesome, you just want her to know you are more awesome then her…)
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