office body
a rather unfortunate physical condition in which the human body deteriorates as a result of sitting at a desk all day. symptoms of office body include increased body fat, enlarged waste line, uncontrolled obesity, poor muscular development, and other gross looking physical characteristics.
bill was in pretty good shape when he was in the military, but ever since he got that corporate job he morphed into an office body. he looks disgusting.
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