O’Hagan
the act of pleasuring oneself with an eating utensil while repeatedly saying ohh… hagan (pr-nounced oh.. hey! gun?) rolling on the floor increases the pleasures. beginners start with spoons, then sporks, forks and then knives. the traditional time for pulling an o’hagan is 11:18 pm and can be done alone or with others.
also can be used as a scale of greatness, on a scale of one to o’hagan.
timmy: dude, i’ve got ten minutes before econ, do you think i can pull an o’hagan before cl-ss?
clarence: pssh! of course, there’s always time for an o’hagan!!
frederico: yo, how was that party last night?
salvador: it was totally o’hagan!!!
frederico: sweet…wanna go bang some girls?
salvador: sorry, it’s almost 11:18 and you know what that means.
frederico: i almost forgot! good thing i have my spork.
salvador: ha! amateur…i’ve got my trusty fork.
fredrico and salvador: ooohhhhhh hagan! ohhhhhhhhhhhh hagan! ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh haaaaaaaaaagan!!!!!!
frederico: not so fast salvador…
sofia: have you met the new girl yet?
delila: yeah, the one with brown hair?
sofia: yeah!! i hear she’s into some kinky stuff…
delila: haha, like what?
sofia: i hear she’s into o’hagan…
delila: oh… i’ve always wanted to try that, but i hear it can get pretty wild…
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