olya is pet name for olga. it’s a russian name. it is the best name in the world and means hope. only a beautiful truly worthy woman is worthy of this name. olya’s are very succesful in life. olya is simply the s-x. olya rules. olya is unique, lush and bootylicious. everyone loves an olya, they are simply so hot. pr-nounced- o-l-e-e-a.
guy1: hey look at that fit girl!
guy2: such an olya.
girl1: man, i wish i was that hot.
girl2: yeah if i was that hot i’d be bacon.
guy1: maybe if you all got plastic surgery to look like an olya, i would consider going out with you.
girl2: go away.
sweet and spirited, lovely and loving, capable and creative. olyas often have no idea how beautiful they really are. people are inexplicably drawn to olyas. you will recognize an olya by her quiet smile, her generous spirit and her amazing, easy sense of style. olyas may not make friends easily, so if you’re able to call one “friend” consider yourself very lucky.
do you see that girl taking pictures across the street? the one with the cool dreads and that amazing skirt? she’s such an olya.
olya is a nasty liar and the dumbest girl on the planet who walks funny because shes had s-x with so many guys who use her for the bottomless pitt she is. all of her friends talk behind her back . everyone thinks shes a loser who can barely put a sentence together and hangs out with people half her age who are even dumber than she is!
olya:i gotta call from miss america to try out for their pageant!
d: really? that’s cool except you’re not american!
an akward fruit of a person, with many uses and properties. namely the ability to be of 2 seperate and opposite minds about something at entirely the same time. often used as a base for poorly named skin care products which are pr-ne to ending up as puns in very bad jokes (namely this one). occasionally misplaced in early popeye cartoons as o. oyl.
is that olyapine you’re ingesting?
no, i won’t p-ss the oil of olya.
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- Square Table Meeting
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animals which are commonly not believed to exist, but actually may. instances include the loch ness monster, bigfoot, the teratornis, and pterodactyl, mothmen, etc. that girl was so uckaly that she was practically a cryptid.
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