when someone opens a snapchat sent by you but doesn’t reply. is particularly annoying when making plans or wanting to have a conversation.
dude 1: i haven’t spoken to this guy for a while. -sends snap-
dude 2: -opens, but doesn’t reply-
dude 1: dammit, i didn’t know this f-cker was an open-bomber!
combination of “pringles” and “dingleberry,” describing the discovery of ancient pringles crumbs that fell into your belly b-tton at least a fortnight ago, and which, over time, have hardened around one or more of your belly-b-tton hair follicles. the ensuing fermentation of said pringleberry leads to a related situation called “belly-b-tton hands,” which describe a […]
- Triple Dick Flip
a legendary s-xual manoeuvre involving wacky, crazy techniques, water pistols, rubber ducks and a ten gallon barrel of lube. if performed the person or person(s) involved will not be able to keep their hands off you. steven: so how was s-x last night? daria: your triple d-ck flip was so on fleek i came like […]
- waning poetic
the opposite of waxing poetic. a sentence that starts off beautifully poetic but goes to rubbish; a poem that by the end is just, sort of, words. man, that speech started off so well ’til the speaker started waning poetic
- sarcastic onions
a subtle, plausibly deniable insult used when a person is getting on your nerves. respond to the person or imitate them in a way that is socially excessive. this is usually done as a last resort when there is no other way to get back at the person. made most famous by fast food employees […]
- scott bivona
the absolute most amazing person you’ll ever meet. he’s fun, comedic, intelligent, and extremely handsome. you would turn gay for scott. dude, you’re so cool, are you scott bivona?