the opposite of waxing poetic. a sentence that starts off beautifully poetic but goes to rubbish; a poem that by the end is just, sort of, words.
man, that speech started off so well ’til the speaker started waning poetic
- sarcastic onions
a subtle, plausibly deniable insult used when a person is getting on your nerves. respond to the person or imitate them in a way that is socially excessive. this is usually done as a last resort when there is no other way to get back at the person. made most famous by fast food employees […]
- scott bivona
the absolute most amazing person you’ll ever meet. he’s fun, comedic, intelligent, and extremely handsome. you would turn gay for scott. dude, you’re so cool, are you scott bivona?
- drinking ass
when one slurps up the rear end of a cl-ssy lady, as to drink the contents of said lady’s -ss. last night i was drinking -ss and she was like, “finally, someone is drinking my -ss! it was full and needed drainage.”
- Boy Who Cried Blast
when a guy tells all his friends he f-cked a chick when he didn’t and when finding this out, said chick publicly confronts him letting him and all his friends know that not only did she not f-ck him, but that she never will f-ck him. did you see mich-lle call out jay in the […]
the most amazing person ever. she loves friends just like family. music and internet are the minor things on her mind. she’s so caring, she’s such an eleeza.