a subtle, plausibly deniable insult used when a person is getting on your nerves. respond to the person or imitate them in a way that is socially excessive. this is usually done as a last resort when there is no other way to get back at the person. made most famous by fast food employees who put on way too many toppings in response to a complaining customer.
that is the third time that girl over there has told me the burger is too cold, so this time i put 8 slices of onions on it.
josh is always making loud noises when he eats. now whenever he’s near me i give him sarcastic onions and make even louder noises.
- scott bivona
the absolute most amazing person you’ll ever meet. he’s fun, comedic, intelligent, and extremely handsome. you would turn gay for scott. dude, you’re so cool, are you scott bivona?
- drinking ass
when one slurps up the rear end of a cl-ssy lady, as to drink the contents of said lady’s -ss. last night i was drinking -ss and she was like, “finally, someone is drinking my -ss! it was full and needed drainage.”
- Boy Who Cried Blast
when a guy tells all his friends he f-cked a chick when he didn’t and when finding this out, said chick publicly confronts him letting him and all his friends know that not only did she not f-ck him, but that she never will f-ck him. did you see mich-lle call out jay in the […]
the most amazing person ever. she loves friends just like family. music and internet are the minor things on her mind. she’s so caring, she’s such an eleeza.
the act of sticking genitalia into a slinkies, and then skrewing the slinky into a partner’s -n-s im going to skloink you tonight baby.