orient express


the number 7 subway train in new york city. called this due to its large number of asian p-ssengers.
lets take the orient express!
to toss a large amount of salt in ones eye to try and temporaryly blind them.
man i can’t believe he just gave me an orient express..i can’t see sh-t!!
when you are pulling a train of entirely asian guys. or in layman terms an asian gang bang.
few adult features highlight the orient express.
i own you!!!!
swedish, pilipina, spanish, j-panese= me!

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