ownedslammed


v: to be ownedslammed. the absolute, complete and utter domination of a thing, person, etc. that goes beyond anything or any situation of using the word owned.
mark: i just sat in gum…
ryan: you got owned lol.
mark: great, a bird just p–ped on me too…
ryan: owned 2x, hahaha!
mark: wow this hobo just ninja’d and glenned all over me.
ryan: mark, you just got ownedslammed.

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