parrott
to keep hundreds or maybe thousands of girls simmering away nicely, being able to have s-xual intercourse with any one of them at any moment, depending on what ‘flava’ is desired at the time. fat hoe’s, skinny hoe’s, fishy hoe’s etc..
‘what b-tch you texting this time james?’.
‘just some girl’.
‘sure james, whatever, you’ve been giving it parrott all day and night
1. one dumb son of a b-tch; doesn’t know his -ss from a hole in the ground. 2. small minded.
we got this new guy at work, total f-cking parrott.
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