Peasant
non-tumblr users and/or those who are ignorant or intolerant of awesome things.
fangirl: ” but mom, i can’t go to school. it’s full of peasants.”
anyone who isn’t scott disick
i’m a big star, i don’t need to be dealing with you peasants
an especially pathetic, low to moderate income individual that attempts to inflate their perceived social status by acquiring material goods sometimes -ssociated with their wealthier counterparts – but immediately identifiable as peasants by their attempts to do so.
peasants often attempt to acquire things like louis vuitton purses, lower end version bmw or jaguar automobiles, large but poor quality solitaire diamonds for rings, new version cell phones, trendy sungl-sses, and bottle service tables at nightclubs.
such individuals typically lack the education or worldly exposure to realize that they actually look like low cl-ss impostors to anyone wealthy enough to comfortably afford such high end consumer items.
the women waiting in the free guest list line at the nightclub were clearly identifiable as peasants despite their louis vuitton purses and imitation omega watches.
non-tumblr users and/or those who are ignorant or intolerant of awesome things.
fangirl: “but mom, i can’t go to school. it’s full of peasants”
definitely not me; you
“haha that was a funny caption… nope just kidding i’m deleting it peasant”
peasant oringally refered to the lowest cl-ss of society often small farmers, tenants, laborers who had to do hard manual labour to earn a small wage. they lived in poverty.
it is now used as an insult as well. the suggestion being the person or thing being insulted is simple minded, rustic, crude or of a low status then person who is using the insult.
it is mainly used in australia.
‘dude, have you seen that person/object/place it is so peasant!’
‘peasants lived mainly on a diet of soup and bread with little meat.’
an annoying non-tumblr using c-nt that is very oblivious to the internet world and isn’t in any fandom.
anyone who thinks david karp, louis tomlinson and scott disick aren’t s-ssy.
basically people who don’t have tumblr or don’t know ship any two celebrities or don’t have an otp are peasants.
person 1: i will never join tumblr, its sh-t.
person 2: tell me what is your life? are you even normal? get out of my sight, you peasant. -walks away s-ssily because you think you’re just as s-ssy as louis tomlinson, scott disick and david karp-
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