penis cage
a bdsm device to ‘control’ the p-n-s and male s-x-drive. frequently worn by ‘sissy gurls’ to feminise their s-xual drive. used to stop a male partner masturbating without his partners knowledge. occaisionally worn by self lockers to centre their s-xual tensioin by stopping masturbation outside of ‘relesed’ periods, which can vary from hours to days or months.
to stop keith’s sleeping around carol fitted his p-n-s cage nice and tight.
harry was a self locker and wore his p-n-s cage on dates.
at the nudist beach samantha was fascinated by ted’s p-n-s cage
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