a woman who has her period periodically on a table.
ralph was h-rny and threw gertrude aggressively on the periodic table periodically.
two dimensional satan.
nerd: the periodic table! the only woman who will ever love me!
moderately socially accepted individual: gimme your lunch money!
an ingenious table of chemical elements ranging into the 100’s. from hydrogen to uranium and element 114. a perfect atom and nucleus with such stabillity only found on the island of stabillity.
the periodic table is a basic lesson for any pupil wanting to learn the great subject of science
she had her periodic table commited to memory and the elements, this night, were perfectly aligned. nestor was gonna be a daddy, whether he liked it or not.
- Phantom Turd Snake
when a person feels they have let out the longest log t-rd of all time, only to look in the toilet and see a rabbit pellet looking sh-t. the feeling is most disappointing for twitter sh-tters everywhere. “i was going to tweet about this giant sh-t i took, but alas it was a phantom t-rd […]
the most beautiful, athletic girl you will ever meet. she is smart, funny and awkward but fun to hang out with. she could get all the guys she wants just with her personality. everybody wants to be like phoebe. if you friends with a phoebe count yourself lucky because phoebes are very rare. alex: i […]
- Plug in the Phone
s-xual position where one partner bends over and plugs in a phone (hence the name). the second partner has an aggressive s-xual advance from behind the first partner, sometimes resulting in a dislocated disc in the back. as a result of the “plug in the phone” incident, pauley had to spend a week in the […]
a talented, s-xy, and fierce b-tch who knows she’s the sh-t. incredibly smart, and a total trendsetter. not the type of b-tch you wanna ever p-ss off. person 1: “holy sh-t…poonam tho” person 2: “d-mn” 1. hindu female name, which means “full moon”. 2. the most beautiful girl on gods earth. wow look at poonam, […]
something that can be done or achieved. – i heard that micky lindsay got laid last night. -i don’t think that’s possible. he was with us trying to explain philosophy to sober people while drunk. it’s probably another false rumor.