Phallic Salad

the act of orally pleasing the male retcal area while simultaneously pleasing the man’s throbbing p-n-s head.
usually performed while the shaft is flacid and bendable, then after full erection the ‘meal’ is concluded with a solo performance on the rusty trombone.
earl was one to always cut corners. even when he was out with his man-friend.
so, to cut the time of his h-m-s-xual date in half, he just had a nice phallic salad to finish the dinner. now, it was onto the movie part of the date…

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