the act of orally pleasing the male retcal area while simultaneously pleasing the man’s throbbing p-n-s head.
usually performed while the shaft is flacid and bendable, then after full erection the ‘meal’ is concluded with a solo performance on the rusty trombone.
earl was one to always cut corners. even when he was out with his man-friend.
so, to cut the time of his h-m-s-xual date in half, he just had a nice phallic salad to finish the dinner. now, it was onto the movie part of the date…
- phallic glitter ejaculator
a long cannon that launches out bits of glitter. the cannon has a phallic shape to it, and sits under the user’s legs. yall check my phallic glitter ejaculator last nite? told u i shoot glitter out my orifices.
is quite the bullsh-tter, along with intensive aggressiveness. she frequently is a night snacker. she is an amazing friend who will laugh at you when youre drunk while still holding your hair out of your face while you puke. she is a cl-ssy carpenter. annalies wants to strangle you in the bedroom! well t-ts! where […]
the inner linings of one’s r-ct-m/-n-s (for the less educated the inside of your -sshole). i just took the biggest sh-t and it felt like it tore apart my riptacles!!!
without labels universalists practice antinomialism.
creepy. describes a middle-aged guy who stares too much and doesn’t realize that young girls aren’t interested in him. a step below a stalker. the thing she hated most about the bus were the stares from the pervy guy. lightheartedly perverted, charmingly perverted. one step below kinky. shall we have regular s-x, or would you […]