Phantom Truck
the phantom truck is a truck that likes to sneak up behind you while you drive on the highway and gets close to you and scares the sh-t out of you then you look away and try to get away from it then you look back and it’s gone.
driver: holy sh-t!!
-swerves to the right-
p-ssenger: dude what the h-ll?!?
driver: that huge -ss truck almost rammed into me!
p-ssenger: what truck?
driver: it was just there a second ago!
p-ssenger: oh snap it was the phantom truck!
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