Phelpian
combination of an olympian and michael phelps. a beast in human/man form who performs in a god-like way in the olympic sport that he or she competes in and for them to neutralize the compet-tion around them. usually sets world records and obtains gold medals. pumps 8x the blood of the average human and is known to eat 12,000 calorie diets.
chris: “ryan, did you watch the olympic 100m dash last night?”
ryan: “ya that guy ran a 7.64 for a new olympic record and a gold medal”
chris: ” wow! hes no man, hes a phelpian”
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