a s-x act that can only occur on special occasions when you eat dinner with your girlfriend and her mom at your girlfriend’s house. when her mom goes into the kitchen to check on the food, you and your girlfriend go up to her room and you bend her over the bed to f-ck her in the -ss. when the mom comes up to see what all the noise is coming from, you put on a strap-on backwards style and f-ck the mom in the -ss to create the illusion of a train connector between two railcars.
bro- last night, my girlfriend invited me over for dinner with her mom. i took advantage of this opportunity to pull the good ole philadelphia train connector.
1, s-x god 2, bad -ss mouther f-cker 3, biggdy bam wow he is a phil complete, absolute perfection. nothing in the world that is better. heaven. “g-d, you’re just so phill” someone who accuses girls of being crack wh-r-s “i hate when i he calls me a crack wh-r-, he is such a phill” […]
phillipa is a beautiful, proportionate, sophisticated, complicated, intelligent, mysterious, non-negotiable, unforgiving, cunning member of the female species. however, phillipa is wonderful a “good person”, with a love for drunken nudity and a very fun face! omg did you see that girl do a total phillipa last night or aww, what a phillipa a beautiful (inside […]
when you make 5 gallons of sangria, decide it isn’t strong enough and pretend to measure a cup of vodka while your roommate is looking then pouring in the whole bottle when she turns around. “oopsey!” then you pour in strawberries, pineapple, grapes, and raspberries and get sangria’d all day. you’ll know when you have […]
beautiful, smart, loving, and fun. she makes mistakes and she knows it. open minded. she’s bi-s-xual. all she wants is to find someone who will love her for her, no matter her disabilities or flaws. she has gone through a lot. her name mean “princess grace.” as in.. the princess of monaco. person 1: wow, […]
- Sarah Hill
a sarah hill is awesome. she has unlocked her other self with extreme awesomeness. who knows? maybe even she’ll let you have some of her awesome as well. it doesn’t really matter to her- she has an infinte amount of awesome. also, she is the game. also known as little mountain. “i made friends with […]