physics


the most important thing in the world.

to anyone who claims that physics is ugly, irrelevent, or that the world would be better off without it, who do you think invented the silicon chip? an arts student?
without physics, you would not be reading urban dictionary online.

physics makes u stupid
a scientific subject which is the study of matter and energy and of interactions between the two, grouped in traditional fields such as acoustics, optics, mechanics, thermodynamics, and electromagnetism, as well as in modern extensions including atomic and nuclear physics, cryogenics, solid-state physics, particle physics, and plasma physics.

see also fun.
– physics is phun!
– fo shizzle my nizzle!
the illest form of high thought, that should only be left to those with the skills to understand, and all the rest can suck our hairy unshaven b-lls
– yo guy, i cant unnerstann that sh-t.
– thats cause its simple physics, fool
(n.) a fundamental form of science, the workings of which are indistinguishable from magic to students of music, journalism, and political science
i have no idea why that immanuel kant book fell when i pushed it off my desk. it must just be physics.
1. best science; why? because
some one else on here posted a problem saying

a guy on a farm hears an explosion 2000m away; he hears it 2.67 seconds after the explosion. what season is it?

answer – he is on the freaking surface of the sun because the only way he can hear a sound 2.67 seconds after its occurance at a distance of 2000m would be if the sound was travelling through air that was heated to 1122 degrees celcius.

the problem clearly says he heard the sound meaning it has to be going through the medium in which he is located; which is air; unless hes underwater, but it says he is on a farm thus he cannot be underwater. soooo epic phail, learn more physicks.
i wanted to be cool so i posted a physics problem on ud; too bad im so stupid idk what physics is so any muon can clearly disprove me.
the effort to formulate phenomena mathematically in the hope of extending one’s range of mastery over them.
he’s studying physics.

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