PIV
a s-xy meerkat from the island of horslunde. one lucky enough to find this mythical female in her natural habitat will witness untold splendors–the stuff of legends. her mesmerizing gaze is stunning and can catch even the greatest of hunters off-guard. she is naturally very difficult to catch, as her well-traveled feet move quickly around the world (and the dance floor). only through a combination of serendipity and pure devotion can one hope to approach her. according to those fortunate few who have seen her, to know her is to love her, and with a single look you too will fall in love. this is because her heart is made of pure gold, thus making this creature the most adorable meerkat known to man–and woman.
have you ever seen anything so amazing as piv?
p-n-s in v-g-n- s-x (tla/three letter acronym)
it can be used as a verb as well as an adjective
verb- “i don’t feel like pivving tonight.”
adjective- “we had piv s-x for the first time last night.”
p-n-s in v-g-n- s-x.
i have only had piv s-x with her so far.
p-n-s in v-g-n-.
i took her virginity with some good old fashioned p-i-v.
papi-chulo in varsity or p.i.v ,often thought of as pinnacle internet viewer(used for grade checking in high schools in florida areas) , its true meaning is intended towards freshman in highschool who have achieved the varsity level , or any person who eventually reaches the varsity level in any sport doing something amazing, papichulo means s-xy-daddy in spanish. it can be termed for college players also. the term m.i.v can be subst-tuted for women but is not as popular. m.i.v (mami-chula in varsity) or (s-xy-mama in varsity)
manny: bro , joe’s a freshman in varsity?
me: yea everybody knows he’s a p.i.v.
acronym pr-nounced pee-eye-vee. it stands for p-n-s in v-g-n- but when used in the form of an acronym, it is much like saying cool or awesome. use it sparingly and only when the situation is the best of the best possible situations.
it was coined in 2003 by human s-xuality guru, kidder kaper of the “s-x is fun!” radio show.
hot tubbing with naked chicks is piv.
i won a piv porche in the lotto.
that threesome was piv.
a lowtech stock trader. someone who resembles a middle age steve jobs in appearance. a slang term for a dew wop.
that dude thinks hes gonna stay home and be a piv
those tiny gl-sses make that skinny guinnea look like a piv.
steve jobs cofounder of apple looks like a dew wop piv.
dale gribble looks like a dew wop piv.
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