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• polterwang

  the “phantom p-n-s” effect certain pants have upon the female form. “these new jeans make my -ss look great but give me a polterw-ng when i sit down.”

• Pooptrocity

  by taking 6 dumps within 4 seconds of each other. dude i just had a p–ptrocity and my -n-s is bleeding and i think we need a new toilet.

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  gone from twitter (twitter exit) off to dreamland #twexit

• twienered

  to send a picture of ones p-n-s or “wiener” via twitter. jane: tony twittered a pic of his d-ck to a couple girls. jack: oh, he twienered?

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