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do you know what’s gayer than michael sam ? plano wildcats
to perform c-nn-l-ng-s, oral s-x on a female, without antic-p-tion of reciprocation. for her pleasure alone. hey stephanie, want to grab a few beers and then perhaps some casuallingus?
an elderly gentleman who enjoys calling on women significantly younger than he is. sue: that old creep is a sonsalla. ann: yep. all the women he is talking to are 30 years younger than he is.
- beer bong zilla
a chick that is bad -ss with a beer bong she was a real beer bong zilla at the party last night !
- german crossbow
a german crossbow is a male masturbation act in which the individual inserts a toothpick (preferably the club sandwich style ones with the frilly plastic ends to stabilize the flight pattern) into the urethra and “fires” said toothpick via -j-c-l-t–n. “watch me pop this balloon with my german crossbow.” “my girlfriend has to wear an […]
- honey b*tt beerios
the day after drinking and you have the beer sh-ts but your friends want breakfast. so you pour them a bowl of honey nut cheerios but instead of milk you sh-t in the bowl with your liquid beer sh-t. chad wanted breakfast after a long night of drinking. so me, being a good friend, gave […]