the sound of loud
s-xual oral fornication
gettin down on the box or meat popsicle or plypaplyth
- seeing george's mum
the process of getting close to a friends mother, then, whilst staying at your friends, creeping into the mothers room and f-cking her senseless. noise must be made. “why is john p-ssed off with steve?” “steve started seeing george’s mum”
the fear of choking. did you know mara has pnigophobia? that’s why she always eats so slowly.
if i was rich and worthy i wouldn’t use a dating site. if i was beautiful and charming i wouldn’t use a dating site. i can only -ssume there’s a huge unclaimed pool of clueless rich tw-ts and foxy b-tches out there, and that the rich tw-ts are clueless enough to want to marry one […]
- pocket symphony
another phrase for flogging the dolphin, or masturbating. i was so turned on in s-x ed cl-ss today i had a pocket symphony in my pants.
- Pointless Thread
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