ponderuponit was a very wise man living from 1857-1941 during which time he studied every field of knowledge known to man. unfortunately, however, his wisdom that he p-ssed on from this knowledge is mostly useless to everyday people. had it not been for this set-back, sir ponderuponit would now be compared to the likes of ghandi, albert einstein, and obi-wan ken-bi.
an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind, a tooth for a tooth makes them look like they’re from alabama. -ponderuponit.
- wampum wagon
a truck that drives around looking for unspecting people to give money to. the wampum wagon found me and i won $50
pr-nunciation: \ˈdr-ahm\ function: verb inflected form(s): dramned; dramn·ing \ˈdra-miŋ\ etymology: rooted in the word d-mn, which comes from middle english dampnen, from anglo-french dampner, from latin d-mnare, from d-mnum damage, loss, fine. combined with middle english dreem, from old english drēam noise, joy, and old norse draumr dream; akin to old high german troum dream. […]
that one dude who keeps murdering those dirty kids yo, ponesse just punched that dude in the throat
a word that all the cool kids use instead of the word figure. because the cool kids make typos. guy 1: did you mean “figure”? guy 2: uh, nope, pigure is totally a word. -eyedart-
shorthand for “put it in her p–per.” refers to the will to stick your d-ck up a girl’s -ss and bang the living h-ll out of her. “dude matt…just piihp and run away fast. she’ll never know what hit her.”