Poo Sandwich
a poo sandwich is two slices wholemeal bread, which have been layered with poo which has been softened in the microwave for just a moment of happiness and then the completed sandwich is toasted for a crispy yet delicate taste.
also try dock leaves for the health conscious.
mmm, i reet fancy a poo sandwich.. all toasty and soft yum! 🙂
when something doesn’t sit well in your stomache, when it doesn’t taste right, when you can’t face eating/drinking something because you feel i’ll or for whatever reason
after last nights drinking mission this afternoons pint is going down like a poo sandwich
quite literally,
a sandwich of poo. 🙂
person1: omg, youre such a b-tch.
person2: what the h-ll? what did i do you you?
1: i hate you.
2: go eat a poosandwich.
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