Poodle Juice
the s-xual act when a man urinates and c-ms inside the b-tthole of the other person then the other person procedes to fart creating a bubble that squirts in the man’s face
man: “that stupid b-tch totally squirted me in the face with her poodle juice.”
friend: ha, you suck.”
man: “it’s not my fault i had to p-ss after i came.”
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