a super cute, fun and athletic canadian girl who wrestles on the independant scene in the united states, canada and all over the world. portia is a fierce ninja in pigtails. that you must see to believe.
i saw portia perez kicking -ss last night and she was “totally “fricken’ awesome!”
the act of rolling either one fatty or a large number of joints, spliffs, blunts or other rolled cannabis creations 1. yo dude we’re going to leave in an hour for that reggae show, you should twistafairamountus 2. man i had to work for 10 straight hours today we need to twistafairamountus
- taint eater
somebody that loves to eat anothers taint. rick brewer is a f-cking taint eater.
- two waitresses to go with nothing on them
an interesting thing to order at a mcdonalds drive through when you’re p-ssed. (yes, i actually did this, and no, i wasn’t driving…) drive through speaker: is that everything? drunk p-ssenger: we’d also like two waitresses to go with nothing on them, please. drive though speaker:
- taint tickler
the growth of facial hair directly beneath a dude’s lower lip. also known as a soul patch. i wish i could grow a goatee, but all i’ve got is this mangy taint tickler. 3 more definitions the grooves off the shoulder of the freeway that causes your taint to vibrate violently as you drive over […]
- Taking a Slater
when one is on the toilet taking a sh-t, but is turned around and facing the toilet tank. named for a.c. slater of popular show ‘saved by the bell’, because he always sat backwards in his chair at ‘the max’. if you need me i’ll be taking a slater so i have a place to […]