Portland Pull-start
a special treat native to portland oregon. this is best done on a fat girl you can trick into -n-l-play. the great thing about the portland pull-start is that all you need is a fat girl and some b-tt beads. the larger the beads the larger the fun.
get her on all fours and get behind her. insert all the beads very very gently while playing with her fat p-ssy. now place your left hand on the middle of her fat back while still holding onto the b-tt beads with your right and pull start that b-tch!!
if you are wondering ‘why the fat girl?’ its so you can get away.
belthem buys the fat girl at the bar a drink while thinking to himself, ‘yeah i’m gonna portland pull-start this b-tch’.
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