sloppy milkshake
when a breastfeeding woman shimmies her bosom to a hip-hop song and milk comes out!!
“hey, why are you danc- what the whom? what’s on your shirt?? is that… milk?”
“oh, my god i’m so embarr-ssed.”
“that was a straight up sloppy milkshake.”
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