a phrase that is unintentionally ironic and uttered by an insecure male after performing an action that is anything but professional or noteworthy
“bro, i just bought some skim milk and skittles at the grocery store…pros only”
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pro s only also known as pso, pro skillers only are a runescape clan. unlike normal runescape clans who check to see if you meet stats requirements, pso instead check if you are telling the truth about your gender. mainly through the use of your ip address and email. this is as a result of their ginger leader showing his d-ck to a guy (thinking it was a girl) in the past and getting scammed for his runescape bank.
recruit : hey i would like to join pro s only, how do i go about getting invited?
herpaderpus (leader) : hey recruit, please meet me at ge, we will first do a check to see if your in-game gender matches your real life gender.
an essential expression to note if you plan on staying on the internetz for more than 10 minutes. used under, but by no means limited to 2 main cirumstances:
1. to express a situation in which can be handled by pros, only.
2. to display high regard for something, be it an object or an act of pr-ness etc.
1. noob: “0h hai, h0wz d0 i fly me a b0at?”
pro: “umm, pros only tbh.”
2. jihad 1: “z0mgz t0okz out h3li with pistol kthx”
jihad 2: “pros only”
short for prettiest team in the school the dance team claimed to be the pt-ts but everybody knew that the cheer team was the true pt-ts. 4 more definitions acronym for punch/punches/punching thunder in the sack, thunder referring to people who claim that wrestling is real and romance is fake. pt-ts is fun when you’re […]
– a type of woman similar to a cougar. the difference between the two is the cougar will pick out the best. the rac–n will seek her male from the pile the cougar rejected. dude a: thats a cougar, see how aggressive she is. dude a: and that in the corner is the rac–n waiting […]
- Reverse Axel
a s-x position in which a large man, who hasn’t shaven in about 2 days so his whiskers are in the sandpaper stage, holds his lady upside-down in a standing 69, and violently rubs his previously mentioned sandpaper face on her lady parts until she bites his d-ck because of the pain. girl: “that cali […]
a man who is heavily divoted to bambi, and dreams about one day becoming a baby deer and watching his father die in the forest r-shizzle, over there transforming in the forest
to pretend to suck at mario kart 64 to get good items. you’re sandbagging again. major sandbagging. 34 more definitions a word usually used by truckers meaning slow driving or taking ones time. a lot of heavily loaded trucks will be “sand bagging” while driving up a steep grade( a large hill or mountain) in […]