psychology is everyone’s major at some point during their college career.
me: what are you majoring in? (dont you dare say psychology)
random person: psychology.
me: ooooh exciting.
the study of human thought and behaviour. a social scientific subject which can trace its origins back to ancient greece.
psychology, psychiatry and psychotherapy are all different.
it’s an interesting cl-ss to take for a semester, but anyone that majors in it is really just trying to figure themselves out. all the people with psych degrees are usually the most messed up, they think the more they learn the more they might figure out their own problems. then they graduate, and tell other people whats wrong with them…it’s healthy, i swear
jack: how is your semester going?
jill: it’s so stressful, i have started throwing up all my food again, and i hate my family, and i hear voices, and i think i might have the ugliest nose on the continental united states.
jack: what’s your major?
jill: psychology! i’m going to help people someday!
the section of borders bookstore where all the p-rn is hidden, believe it or not.
dude, have you been the psychology section before? there’s a whole wall of erotica in there! you’ve got to check it out!

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