pull a clinton
1. to state a lie as the truth.
2. creating new definitions in your mind so you can always tell the whole truth about anything all of the time.
3. to tell an old truth and make it sound like a new truth.
4. telling your spouse, your parents or a court that you didn’t have s-x (because even though you did, it was not s-x by your secret personal definition).
also: pulling a clinton, pulled a clinton
example 1:
guy1: i don’t feel like goin’ to work today.
guy2: if you don’t want to stay home, just pull a clinton.
guy1: what’s that?
guy2: call in and tell them you “‘re” throwing up all over the place and feeling really sick.
guy1: but i feel fine.
guy2: but you really “were” sick and throwing up all over the place last friday night! right?
guy1: oh, just tell ’em the truth but nothing else.
guy2: spot on!
example 2:
wow, hillary really pulled a great clinton with that uninsured ohio lady “story” last week.
exapmle 3:
guy in court: i didn’t have … s-x … with that woman …. (((guy in court just thinking to himself: well we didn’t go all the way anyhow … guess i’m pulling a clinton)))
to get off the hook for something everyone knows you did.
to pull a clinton, for example, “i can’t beleive i got off the hook for stealing office supplies, i’ve pulled a clinton.”
to puff on a joint, but not inhale.
man, i was way too stoned already, so when it came back around i just had to pull a clinton.
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