pull your pistol

to pull ones p-n-s out in antic-p-tion of s-x with an unknown female
g1: my dad told me to just pull your pistol, so i did, and this b-tch started staring at it
g2: wat’d she say
g1 you better start firing that thing or i’ll disarm you!

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