Pulling a Jesus
when someone on chat says “brb” and doesn’t return for days.
buddy: hey bro, brb.
friend: aight, i’ll be waiting
-3 days p-ss-
buddy: oh hey dude, i’m back, w-ssup?
friend: dude, it’s already thursday, nice job pulling a jesus!
drinking with the intention of getting drunk/plastered/sh-t faced
guy 1: dude what are you doing tonite
guy 2: man i had a sh-tty day so im just gonna be pulling a jesus
pulling a jesus is the act of returning to life when people think you died and suddenly they run into you and are surprised to see you alive you say i pulled a jesus
( in reference to jesus christ returning to life 3 days after his crucifiction )
tony : oh my god you’re alive! i thought you died weeks ago!
ely : oh yes tony i’m quite alive!
tony: that’s what i call pulling a jesus !
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