purple headed womb broom
a straight guy’s stiffy
what’s that in your trousers? it’s my purple headed womb broom
1 more definition
p-n-s, usually erect. implies that the erect male member may be used for general sweeping or cleaning purposes, hence “broom”.
i gave that b-tch a seeing-to with my purple-headed womb broom
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