state of finding oneself feeling two opposite feelings at the same time under a trump presidency.
i find myself in a quantrump state: the fact that donald trump beleves global warming is a hoax is funny and sad at the same time.
- im a big d*ck motha f*cka
a person who thinks hes got a big d-ck, but in reality he is lying. he probably has a small d-ck or not even a d-ck. guy 1: yo karl guy 2: ya guy 2: im a big d-ck motha f-cka guy 3: do you even have a d-ck bro? guy 2: ya i do […]
(pr-noun) a theoretical movement that combines facets of the left with vintage pictures of californian weather girls cleavage h-ll, last night’s of prime time cleftism made a huge dent in my man sized tissues.
- c*ck hyena
a hungry young african girl with an insatiable appet-te for c-ck, prowling round in the shadows. holy sh-t that sharon is such a c-ck hyena. she just can’t get enough of it.
- thomas afford
a poor south african boy, who tries so hard in life to be accepted by his friends. the only reason people are friends with him is to have a go on his cousins oh, that thomas afford kid is so annoying, but his cousins are fit
pants that exceed the garment industry’s ability to be defined by size. “holy megapants!” john exclaimed to susan when he saw a lady in m-ssive denim slacks. susan replied, “no, i think those are more like gigapants!”