the predeccer to a penubble. usually used in lower technological countries, such as france and/or alabama. often found in caves. used in the fifth volume of the world almanac by galileo, and constantly made fun of by kim jong il.
kim jong il- “those silly quorks are always burning my hair when i am in the cave blowing up nuclear weapons so now we have installed penubbles in all of our caves.”
french person- “what’s a nuclear weapon?”
the act of subconsciously stealing pens, chewing and drooling on the caps. then, once realized that there is enough lubrication, m-ssage and eventually penetrate the brown eye for -n-l masturbation purposes. this may be done by going to town on one’s self or a gay friend. pater: “that t-ss-r ken is such a kleptobeniac”. andrew: […]
just f-cking magic(al) “how did you do that?” “it’s a secret.” “well aint that jfm.”
tension between two people, often in a relationship (s-xual, friendship or business) there’s so much friction between samantha and her boss lately when two surfaces make contact and form resistance. i got friction last night until 3 am! not only is “friction” one of the best words, as well as most s-xual, but, come one, […]
- know da real
to know the truth about something. to know “what’s up.” that ain’t my baby, i know da real!
to do something over again in an attempt to do better, all the while f-cking it up worse than before. repeating any act & doing worse than the original. ” dammit! i had all my sh-t right where i wanted it , then the “old lady” had to go and reconf-ckulate everything.” “if you don’t […]