rail rage


the equivalent of road rage, but for trains. oftentimes, rail rage is noticed in the late hours of the night when everyone’s trying to sleep, and a r-t-rded chimp of a conductor is honking away like a mother f-cker somewhere in the distance.

the real confusing thing about it, is that n-body could possibly need to hear the horn… everyone is f-cking asleep, or at least they were until the train came around! as if a large moving object with lights and everything with plenty of sound from the wheels on the tracks isn’t enough, they had to equip them with f-cking fog horns. unbelievable!

probably the real reason general sherman ripped the railroads to shreds during the civil war
aahhhh what the f-ck is that noise, its 3:00 in the morning!

f-cking rail rage mate

why won’t he shut the f-ck up already!
derived originally from “road rage” but results in one commuter pushing another commuter onto the rail tracks.
the man was jailed for four years for rail rage when he pushed a woman onto the railway tracks because she asked him not to smoke on the platform.

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