Ram Jam


randy “the ram” robinson finishing move. a diving elbow drop called the ram jam.
you just got ram jam, ram jam, you officially been ram jam
splitting the p-n-s in two
hey look at that ram jam
to p-ss oneself under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

named for the ramjam outdoor concert festival. armed with a drug stash that would make hunter s. thompson blush, a young man once spent an entire day writhing around in dry gr-ss murmuring about transcendentalism; apparently he tripped hard enough to believe his pants a suitable place for urination.
andrew ramjammed himself, then proceeded to run around pantsless for several hours insulting everyone.
verb.

a ferocious jab of the p-n-s into the -n-l cavity without consent.
homie 1. hey did u dig that sh-t out lasnight?

homie 2. not only did i dig her out, but i hokked that b-tch up with a couple of ram jams!
the act of scr-w-ng someone over
i got ramjammed when my friends bailed out on our weekend plans
vigorous s-xual intercourse, to ram and jam one’s p-n-s into another’s v-g-n- or -n-s

rooted in the us virgin islands

f-ck
deh batty boy waan ram jam deh next boy.

hey girl, i like you. let’s ram jam all night!

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