Redbox and Beer
1) the sneaky thing a guy does (and picks up) when he really wants to netflix and chill, but has asked you out on a date and is coming over to your house to pick you up.
2) a cheap azz date
girl 1: so where did you guys go last night?
girl 2: nowhere! he was another redbox and beer jerk!
girl 1: awwwww…sorry
girl1: did he wine you and dine you last night?
girl 2: more like redbox and beer!
girl 1: awwww…sorry
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