you are so redonkaless, i can’t stand it anymore
- cooter scootin
driving around looking for women hey ralph what are going on tonight? “doing a little cooter scootin.”
- tie on a jag
tie on a jag is a phrase originated in northeast pennsylvania. it refers to getting f-cked up on either beer or weed or both. instead of saying hey wanna get f-cked up to night you would say let’s tie on a jag. joe: hey jake want to go tie on a jag tonight?
- i'm not saying, i'm just saying
insulting someone, while still being polite. guy: tiffany’s ugly as sh-t. guy 2: wait, what? guy: i’m not saying, i’m just saying guy 2: eh, guess you’re right. she is pretty f-cking ugly
- quintessential fucktard
a perfect example of a f-cking r-t-rd. barak makes bad decisions constantly on account of him being a quintessential f-cktard.
a colleague pr-ne to vacating their desk/seat and disappearing for extended periods to saunter and waft around in a manner akin to a fart, informally referred to as ‘doing a bernie’ or ‘going on a bernie’; they may return sporadically only to promptly disappear again, in which case they shall be referred to as having […]