the act of pulling a single ear bud out, so that you can continue to listen to your music while starting a relatively unimportant conversation. based on the shakespeare quote, “friends, romans, countrymen, lend me your ears.”
t: here comes that annoying jw.
b (listening to ipod): what?
t: jesse white is coming. she’s always talking about her stupid vegetarian phase.
b: i’m in the middle of “the nazz,” by lord buckley, but i guess i’ll rent an ear.
a phrase that describes a group of girls who all share the following attributes: – too much make-up – badly applied fake tan – revealing dress sense – intelligence of a functioning r-t-rd man 1: i need to get my d-ck wet. man 2: you’re in luck. the rent-a-slags are at the bar.
- resolution pollution
n.; the cloud of unfulfillable promises that forms and then hangs over mankind for the first few weeks of each new year. i returned to work today after two weeks off for the holidays, but the resolution pollution was so thick in there that i had to get out.
scary, freaky, fun, crazy, pretty, crazed as monkey looking for its bannanas even though it just has to look down, never leaving the earth, haunting as long as possible, murderer. little girl stalker. young lady diellia is coming for you!
posting another friends status or post as your own on facebook. jon’s gonna re-status mike’s hilarious post about the philadelphia eagles.
n. a situation or person who is “r-t-rded” with a little bit of idiot thrown in for good measure. “you are a retidiot” “you’re halfway done…” “what? oh, you’re a retidiotard! there you go. idiot.”