the active/aggressive equivalent of a normal b–b graze.
the physical act where a female object uses her br–sts to rub against any body part of a man. the purpose of this seemingly accidental act can be purely to obtain s-xual gratification or to attract male attention. the “grazee”, once realized what’s going on, usually feels violated, but rarely receives sympathy.
brian sobbed “i thought i went for an innocent m-ssage by a sweet old thai lady, i couldn’t believe she gave me a serious reversed b–b graze on my face. i feel sick……”
an elevated degree of severity regarding the outrageousness of an event or object. in acending order: rediculous rec-ckulous restraponulous 1. this necklace costs $250? that’s restraponulous! 2. the restraponulous antics of the bush administration have forced many americans to leave the country.
1. the opposite of ballin, commonly pr-nounced “smalliiinnnnn.” 2. when you do something “real small” as opposed to doing something “real big.” “yo, i had s-x with a fat chick last night….smallin” “i just dripped some pee on my shorts…smallin” “there’s all dudes at this party….smallin”
1. in the morning your pants are too small and in the afternoon their falling down. i have small-waist-in-the-afternoon-leosis my pants are too small in the morning so i did’nt use a belt. now their falling off.
- Smartphone Withdrawal
when your smartphone suddenly dies and you call tech support and they ship you a new battery. it takes 3 days to get there and when you put it in your phone still doesn’t work and you have to wait 3 more days. you can’t put up with it anymore so you go buy a […]
smash bros. fanatics who play and focus on only super smash bros. don’t even play any other nintendo games. as a result, they know nothing about any of the series represented in there, nor do they care about them. smashtard: oh man, wario, marth, ike, and captain falcon kick so much -ss in this game! […]