riblet
a fat, compulsively lying -sshole that takes xanax bars all day long, making him crave mcribs from mcdonalds. he is also known for starting fights over dumb sh-t, like a game of cards. and is also known as a huge c-ckblock because of his dumb-ssness. you may be dealing with a “riblet” when they do the following:
take m-ss amounts of pills daily and has brain damage as a result.
asks you to pick him up for a ride and lies about gas money.
lies period.
dumb f-ck
takes nuts and p-n-s to face when p-ssed out from drugs.
runs around naked in the middle of the night and p-sses the bed.
causes earthquakes when he makes bowel movements.
two-time texts because his fingers are so fat the fat jiggles from his finger and hits the send b-tton twice.
a dumb-ss thief that steals dumb sh-t, such as your electric razor with all your germs on it.
“did riblet try and call you today? he is a fat -ss p-ssy blockin b-tch!”
a young african-american or black female.
reporter #1: we are here at police headquarters where demonstrators are visibly upset at the verdict in a case that has pitted the city along racial lines.
reporter #2: yes indeed, xxx xxx was not only fount not guilty but today he also enraged members of the african-american community by referrring to his accusers, three teenage african-american girls, as “that bunch of riblets.”
cuttest baby youve ever seen, who’s father’s nickname is porkchop.
look at riblet, his daddy is porkchop.
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