rocketpie
a hot steaming load of delicious goodness, fired at a high velocity trajectory towards the desired target. various targets include:
1.high school girls
2. … nope that’s about it
a pie filled with cream attached to a launching device.
person 1: you should have seen that rocketpie we rigged in her locker the other day. when she opened it, bam! face full of cream.
-s-xgasm happening-
male: rocketpie!
-splooge!-
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