this is when you want to f-ck your partner in the -ss but are not sure wether or not they have a clean -ss. you are not sure if they wiped good or showered after their last sh-t.
i am going to play a game of rush-t roulette with my girlfriend tonight because i heard her taking a dump earlier.
- Girly man
a man who either acts or looks like a girl. “hehe that looks so cute!” said bob. “stop being a girly man, dude.” said bill. the phrase california governor arnold schwartzenegger used to refer to the democratic legislature in the capital for not appealing to the needs of californians, and also brought criticism from the […]
code name for pot(mary jane) i have a ton of f-cking kookiez; im gunna get f-cked up on kookiez tonight
- Kitten Mittons
a comfortable, elegant mitten for cats endorsed by charlie kelly, local business owner and cat enthusiast! sold at paddy’s pub. if your cat is making too much noise all the time, stomping around and driving you crazy, or clawing at your furnitures, kitten mittons is the answer!! one size fits all — perfect for one-legged, […]
russian p.o.w.s during ww2 were described as being “rusky” or “rusked up”. it’s another way of saying “husky”. anyone that knows a russian can confirm this. it’s a bi product of the russian physical education curriculum. powerlifters look rusky. russian mafias ” those ruskies beat the ms 13 last year ” a katya.. a cheerful […]
(vb) an imagined act, (obviously h-m-phobic in origin) in which people (presumably gay men) engage in s-xual thrills by inserting a live de-clawed gerbil into the -n-s of the other person (by the means of a tube). urban legend -sserts the frantic movement of the poor furry creature trying to escape causes s-xual stimulation. although […]