Rusty Clarinet


the act of eating out a nasty girl’s -sshole while simultaneously digging through her vast expanse of pubis trying to find her pleasure pearl. very similar to the rusty trumpet only the giver of the -n-l pleasures needs two hands to manipulate the forest resembling the playing of a clarinet.
emily’s p-b-s were so dense that while i was licking her balloon knot i couldn’t find her cl-t. therefore it appeared that i was playing a rusty clarinet.
the act of simultaneously receiving scrotal f-ll-t– with a hand job off to the side.

if the art is performed flawlessly by the female counterpart, it should simulate that of her playing a clarinete with your manhood.
i once tea bagged a crack ho against the head board in a motel 8. she jerked me off to the side while she choked on my bag and completed the rusty clarinet.

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