Ryan Leaf Paper
1. a brand of toilet paper that sucks -ss.
“aw man, they’re all out of cottonelle”
“dude, just get the ryan leaf paper.”
“but that stuff gives me chlamydia”
“at least it’s good for 14 wipes and 36 picks- just like ryan leaf!”
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