sasuke special
the single greatest form of showmanship known to mankind. it involves doing a round-off cartwheel, followed by a back tuck or “moonsault” onto the head/neck of your attacker. it was innovated by god himself, the great sasuke.
the best way to stop a robbery in progress is to sasuke special over the register.
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